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10 Reasons why politicians are like middle school girls

The similarities are astounding

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10 Reasons why politicians are like middle school girls

No offense to middle school girls, but when you are 13 or 14 your probably not at your best point in life. From dealing with a rapid change in hormones to going through a bad round of braces, you are awkward, mean, and sometimes you just want to cry. Politicians on the other hand, seem to revert back to their middle school days. This is clearly seen through their social media pages and their outfit choices.

1. They try out new fashion trends and try to bring things back from the past


Hillary put away the pantsuit it's blinding my eyes.

2. They do not know how to properly use makeup


Donald you might want to consider less bronzor and some chapstick.

3. They argue and bicker every time they get together

Literally they cannot agree on anything so it's like a bad middle school dance on reply - awkward and not fun.

4. They have mastered the tweeting and subtweeting game

Not going to lie, this is actually really entertaining, even though extremely childish.

5. They have unrealistic expectations of what would make their lives better

Not socialism, please no socialism.

6. They bring up the same minuscule things over and over again

"When my parents emigrated"

7. They stay in relationships that seem questionable

Would I have stayed with Bill? Absolutely not.

8. They do things to stay relevant in the social scene

Just like when Ben Carson publicly endorsed Donald Trump after he dropped out of the Presidential race.

9. They can be very argumentative, but then want your money

Ted it's going to be okay I promise, the Presidency isn't everything.

10. You don't really like them, but have to choose the one that sucks the least

It's like trying to pick the winner of a talent show.


So don't be like middle school girls or politicians. Be honest, kind, and open to new ideas. You could be shocked how far it can get you.

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