There's no in between with Taylor Swift. You are either head over heels in love with her, or you think she is the spawn of Satan. The latter really confuses me, but everyone is entitled to their own (wrong) opinion. If you are currently reading this as a member of the latter, maybe the rest of this article will convince you otherwise. If it does not, listen up.
1. She is beautiful.
When you can hold your own against a Victoria's Secret angel, you are killing the game. Please just look at her legs. Goals.
2. She has killer dance moves.
Alright, so maybe she is a tad stiff, but are you telling me your dance moves are as smooth as Beyoncé? Didn't think so.
3. She kicks butt at her job.
You can criticize her all you want for being a "serial dater," but it has made her a billionaire. And she gets to do what she loves for a career. So, yeah, I'm sure she is really hurt when comments are made about her love life. *Wipes tears on new boyfriend's (and future album inspiration) shoulder*
4. She is not afraid to make fun of herself.
She has a whole music video dedicated to her being crazy because of boys. The media labels me as the psychotic ex? Sure, let's go with it.
5. But she knows that she is not the crazy one.
Why do they come back, Taylor? Oh that's right -- it is because you are not crazy and it is a common male tactic to label the girl as crazy to make themselves feel better about being a complete a**hole.
6. Her Twitter game is impeccable...
Same girl, same.
7. Si is her Insta.
Again, same. Also, her cats are quite adorable and I hate cats so that is saying something.
8. She is so awkward.
I wish I had the words to explain this, but I don't.
9. Yet, so cute at the same time.
The most awkward, yet annoyingly perfect, inhale you ever did see.
10. Her new album -- I mean boyfriend, is alright.
Calvin Harris, ladies and gentleman. If you are a girl, you should want to date him. If you are a boy, you should want to be him. And they were pretty freakin' perfect at the Billboard Music Awards last week.
Keep doin' you, T.