All your friends might have boyfriends, but so what? You have the best relationship of all: Netflix.
1. Netflix is always down to chill.
No matter what time of day, Netflix is always down to chill. Hell, Netflix practically invented “chill” (“Netflix and Chill”). If it’s 3:30am and you cant fall asleep, Netflix will drop everything to be there for you. Or say its 7:00am and you decide to skip class because you’re feeling a little under the weather – don't worry, Netflix doesn't have anywhere to be except in bed with you.
2. Netflix always has something new to offer.
Netflix knows doing the same thing can get pretty boring after a while, so it won't hesitate if you aren’t feeling "Grey's Anatomy" one night. It’s always down for that occasional Food Network binge or heavy documentary.
3. Netflix lets you express your wide range of emotions.
Whether you want to share a good sob or a healthy laugh with Netflix, he’s down. Netflix understands that you can’t be happy all time, and doesn’t care if you get angry when your favorite TV couple gets in a fight or elated when they finally take the next, long-awaited step in their relationship.
4. Netflix doesn't get jealous.
It’s not like Netflix encourages an open-relationship if you’re not into that type of thing, but he totally would support you if you were. He doesn’t mind if you bring other people along on your dates or kiss other people in front of him. Netflix knows how great you are, and isn’t so selfish to keep you all to himself.
5. Netflix won’t judge you for wanting to spend a night in.
Unlike a boyfriend, Netflix only wants to do what you want to do. If spending a night in and being antisocial sounds ideal, Netflix wont make you feel lame for staying home or pathetic for never changing out of your pajamas all day.
6. Netflix knows you.
When you’re in a relationship with Netflix, you wont ever have to worry about getting some tacky piece of jewelry or basketball tickets for your birthday. Netflix knows you and remembers what you like. He will even make suggestions because he is so confident in how well he knows you.
7. Netflix thinks you look sexy in your sweatpants.
Netflix thinks your best look is sweatpants, messy bun, and no make-up. He loves you in your purest form, and will never make you feel like you have to dress up or stay fit to impress him.
8. Netflix doesn't judge the unsightly amount of food you consume while hanging out.
Netflix encourages the binge-eating of entire pizzas or family-sized bags of chips. You’ll never have to order a salad when you’re on a date with Netflix or be embarrassed to eat six meals in a day.
9. Netflix understands your PMS.
When it gets to be that time of month, Netflix will never make you feel crazy for having emotional breakdowns or losing your s*&! if someone steals your parking space or accidentally puts tomatoes on your sandwich when you said, “no tomatoes.” Actually, Netflix loves when you’re PMS-ing, because he knows that means you’ll be spending a lot more time in bed with him.
10. Netflix is always sensitive to check on your feelings.
Netflix knows women are complex creatures; we don't have just one emotion. After spending a while hanging out with him, Netflix makes sure to check in on you and ask sensitive questions like, “Are you still watching?” just in case maybe you need a break or a little time to yourself. Don't worry about that, Netflix is totally cool with it.
