"Luxury real estate" and the fact that both Trump and Chad say the first thing that pops into their heads aren't the only similarities between the 2016 presidential candidate and most hated man on the recent season of "The Bachelorette." If you can get past the opposing hairstyles and body shapes, you'll see they aren't so different after all.
1. They both have egos the size of Jupiter...
....and they know it.
Trump: "Show me someone without an ego, and I'll show you a loser — having a healthy ego, or high opinion of yourself, is a real positive in life!"
Chad: "Can't we all have huge egos? Is mine big or everyone else's just small? Why can't we all think we're the s*** LOL."
2. They both have unconventional ideas about dating.
Trump: “I’ve said if Ivanka weren’t my daughter, perhaps I’d be dating her."
Chad: *Dates "The Bachelorette" contestant Robby's ex-girlfriend immediately after the show and calls Robby out in an Instagram post of the couple.*
3. They are both... determined?
Trump: "Nobody knows the system better than me, which is why I alone can fix it."
Chad: "To a beautiful girl, a beautiful life; f*** you guys, I'm gonna make her my wife."
4. They both haven't quite figured out how to be sensitive to a disabled person
Trump: Let's not forget about the time Trump mocked disabled reporter, Serge Kovaleski, holding his hands at his chest, while mocking, "Ahhh I don't know what I said, Ahhh I don't remember."
Chad: "F*** that one-armed bitch. I don't give a f***," Chad said to Sarah, another contestant on "Bachelor in Paradise," who was born without a left forearm.
5. They have both somehow amassed a following.
Trump:
6. Money is very important to them.
Trump: "Part of the beauty of me is I'm very rich.”
Chad: "I got money, b****. I got money, I got muscles, I got money, I got muscles."
7. Apparently, they are both fans of torture.
Trump: "I would bring back a hell of a lot worse than waterboarding.”
Chad: "I'm going to cut everyone here's legs off and arms off, and there's gonna be torsos, and then I'm gonna throw them in the pool."
8. They are both a little short-tempered.
Trump: “In the second grade, I actually gave a teacher a black eye — I punched my music teacher because I didn’t think he knew anything about music and I almost got expelled.”
Chad: "You think this is a show. And you think you're safe, for now. But one day, this ends. And when this ends, you go home. When you go home, you think I can't find you? You think I won't go out of my way, to come to your house? I'm dead f****** serious."
9. They both say things that only make sense to themselves.
Trump: "It’s like in golf ... A lot of people — I don’t want this to sound trivial — but a lot of people are switching to these really long putters, very unattractive ... It’s weird. You see, these great players with these really long putters, because they can’t sink three-footers anymore. And I hate it. I am a traditionalist. I have so many fabulous friends who happen to be gay, but I am a traditionalist.”
Chad: "Dude, let's get murdered, but like together. Let's do it. You're being such a b****, dude. Why are you being so un-murdery? You're being so un-murdery. You're being so un-murdery. Phh, 'Oh yea, I'm going to be like I don't want to get un-murdered.'"
10. ...But in the end, they're both pretty sure they're the real deal.
Trump: "Sorry losers and haters, but my I.Q. is one of the highest--and you all know it! Please don’t feel so stupid or insecure, it’s not your fault."
Chad: "Forgive me if I'm not going to be fake. I'm not an actor. You look like you are right now, so that's cool."