1. Cafeteria food is so much better than home cooked food. Health!!!!
2. Who needs fast Wi-Fi am I right?
3. Having to watch Netflix on your computer because you don’t have a TV
4. Twin XL bed (sigh)
5. Having to walk everywhere
6. Realizing you left your favorite sweater at home and not being able to get it
7. Always being hungry because the walk to the dinning hall is definitely not worth it
8. No easy access to ice (sigh, again)
9. Twin XL bed (it sucks so much it gets two shout-outs)
10. Who doesn’t love waking up to your neighbors being extremely loud????
DISCLAIMER: These reasons are meant to be 100% sarcastic. College dorms are weird but also very fun. 10/10 would recommend.