After a crazy night out, it is natural to want to ask a million questions going through your head about what the hell happened. What better person than your roommate? Here are 10 questions you will always ask your roommate after a night out.
1. Remind me why we decided it would be a good idea to go back to that frat?
Something weird always happens every time we go, but yet we continue to go. Maybe because my roommate and I are partners in crimes? I'm sure you could relate.
2. Wait did you see Mikey last night??
You know that one person you just keep running into? That boy! Yes, that boy. Same time, the same place. Always.
3. OMG, WHY DID I SNAPCHAT THAT KID LAST NIGHT? Should I transfer?
Why, why, why does my brain alert me to send a selfie to this kid every time I attend a party? Please tell me.
4. Do you think my parents will kill me if I GrubHub again?
Whatever, it's too cold to go to the dining hall. Food, here you come.
5. Also, why is there a pizza box on our floor....?
Hmm, I don't recall ordering or eating that pizza? Do you know anything about this? Do you have anything to do with it?
6. What time did we actually get back last night?
We like to think we got back at midnight and had a good night sleep, but my sources and level of exhaustion tell me differently.
7. OMG, I have so much work can you come to the library with me?
We have all gone through those times where we just need some motivation to get through that immense amount of work. Thats what your roomie is for! Motivating you to do it and dragging you to the library.
8. Can we promise to never go out again? I can't do this anymore.
Says me, every single night. We all know the answer to this question though.
9. Omg, he just responded to my snapchat, should I throw my phone in a river?
That boy you wondered why you Snapchatted ad greatly regret. Ya him. He responded. We have all been through that feeling before.
10. We're messes, aren't we?
Of course we are, always! But thats what roommates are for, also know as college partners in crimes.