1. Is Kanye West a Post-Modern icon?
Kanye West is a multi-faceted artist: writer, producer, designer, director. He's making big moves in a high-profile setting. Artistic moves, I think, because I don't really get them. I feel like I can't trust that.
2. Is Kanye West Just Sort of Crazy?
Trust, am I right? Can I trust this man? He keeps saying really stupid things, like that Bill Cosby is innocent. Like, he's wrong.
3. Kanye West: Family Man?
I mean, Kanye West is married now, and like, obsessed with his wife. He attacked Wiz Khalifa on Twitter, mostly just because he thought Wiz Khalifa was talking about Kim Kardashian. I think he really only did that because of the Kim Kardashian thing. Like, Wiz Khalifa said "KK" one time on Twitter. I think he was referring to weed, because he's Wiz Khalifa or whatever. But Kanye thought it was about Kim Kardashian. Not everything's about Kim, Kanye.
4. Kanye West's Hot Wife: Not Defined By Kanye
Everything's about Kim. What an amazing businesswoman. Can you believe it? Although she was still in the sphere of Hollywood before her sex tape was released, she sued when her sex tape was released, and made a bunch of money. Everything's downhill from there, with the TV show, and the clothing lines, and the perfume. It makes sense that Kanye would love her, because she's cooler than Kanye. Don't forget that.
5. Kanye West: Liar?
Okay, so Kanye also tweeted that he's 53 million dollars in debt, which just doesn't seem true, especially because he just released a new album that'll make him a lot of money. Is he lying to us? I'm not sure. I'm so confused about this man.
6. Kanye West: Our Enemy
Okay, remember how in 2009 he walked up and told Taylor Swift she didn't deserve that award at the VMAs? That was crazy. Also, he just released controversial lyrics about how Taylor Swift owed him sex. Taylor Swift, the American icon. I, for one, am peeved. This makes me think he's my enemy.
7. Kanye West: His New Album is Sort of Weird
Kanye's new album has all these religious themes, but in his new release of an older song, Wolves, Kanye raps about the Virgin Mary meeting Joseph at the club. Seems kind of disjointed from some of the other lyrics on the album, which discuss the Kanye "persona" and address his clinical depression. Excuse my french, Kanye, but W-T-F?
8. Fashion by Kanye West is a Think-Piece, Probably
Does everybody know about Kanye's fashion line? With the really expensive clothes? Here, I'll show you.
They're really expensive. The point is, his clothes don't really do that well with the public. I get the idea that some fashion designers look down on him. What I'm saying is that his clothes work more as a performance piece than a line of wearable clothing. In fact, he frequently collaborates with performance artist Vanessa Beecroft in releasing his new collections. It's easy to see how Vanessa inspires Kanye's work.
Do you see it? He's making art with his clothes. What a guy. What a crazy gu.
9. Kanye West: My Friends Don't Like Him
I like Kanye West. I like that song that he has, Power. I like his other songs, too. He has many albums. My friends don't deny his many albums. They know that it's a fact that he has released music over the years. Still, they do not share my enthusiasm. Sometimes when we go out to lunch, I pull out my computer and begin blasting one of his many albums. They tell me to stop. What do I do?
10. I Don't Know if My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy is the Best Kanye Album
Pitchfork gave My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy a 10. I didn't even know they did that. Gold Digger isn't even on that album.
