1. Selfie Queen
The Selfie Queens always find an excuse to post a picture of themselves; it doesn't matter if they just "woke up like this," or are heading to Whole Foods for quinoa and kale. Their hourly self portraits are usually under disguise of a humble brag "it's so disappointing when you can't find the size-zero prom dress."
*insert pout face, dressing room mirror pic.*
2. Workout Fanatic
The workout fanatics are the people who are "always on that grind," who "never stop" and want to make sure we don't miss one workout. Posting daily videos of their Olympic-worthy Crossfit box jumps. They also show them bench pressing their new personal record of 200 pounds with seven screaming guys around them. Please don't stop, I need one more rep.
3. Famous Friend
The "INSTAfamous" grabs 300 likes for a picture of a blade of grass, while the rest of us peasants can't break the 50 like threshold on a pic from the T. Swift concert.
4. Animal Lover
The "animal lover" is your modern day Pocahontas, walking through the woods, and talking to the animals. They don't draw the line at your standard yorkie or golden retriever, they love all of God's creatures and don't mind sharing the couch or their dinner with their four-legged, or two-winged friends.
5. Aspiring Artist
6. The Foodie
The foodie is probably the least polarizing. I mean who doesn't eat? You are immediately trashing your so-basic grilled cheese and chips after seeing their grilled thai soba noodle salad. Their plate always looks unintentionally staged to vary in color and with perfect portions. I'll have what he's having, please.
7. The Couple
We all love the "boy" that gets the "girl" and they live happily ever after in their love cottage by the sea? The couples that Instagram together, stay together.
8. Over Editor
The over editor can not only rid your face of that blemish, they can change winter you, to a California girl with a swipe of the contrast and the toaster filter; and with the new Perfect 365, you change average Annie to model status in seconds. Who wants to see actual me, when they can see virtually perfect me.
9. World Traveler
Your "world traveler" is your modern day Marco Polo, packing just the essentials and always casually posing up to the "Taj" or saluting at the changing of the guards. This jet-setter is globe trotting from Des Moines, to Madrid, to Madagascar and is always up for a road trip.
10. Greek life All-Star
In every post they are throwing what they know, or posing with the bros, declaring their "fratastic" status with the weekend standard solo cup in hand, shirts optional.
