Have you ever watched a movie so many times that you start to memorize line by line? I'm sure the answer is "yes." For me and many others, Billy Madison is the movie that has a long list of lines that can be recited each time we watch it. Here are just a few that never fail to crack a person up or stick in their memory.

1. "T-t-t-t TODAY JUNIOR"

2. "Shampoo is better, I go on first and clean the hair. Conditioner is better, I make the hair silky and smooth."

4. "Oh Veronica Vaughn, so hot, want to touch the heiney *howls*"

5. "He called the sh*t poop!"

6. "Stop looking at me swan"

7. "It's too damn hot for a penguin to just be walking around here."

9. "Chlorophyll? More like BORE-ophyll."

10. "Back to school, back to school, to prove to dad that I'm not a fool."

It is safe to say that Billy Madison quotes will never get old.