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10 More Poorly Described Video Games

Because ten just wasn't enough

Nicholas Scott Berry
Sep 29, 2017
Huntington University
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10 More Poorly Described Video Games
Nicholas Berry

Because I enjoyed doing it so much the first time, I'm gonna describe some more video games poorly. If you haven't read my first article, you can find it here: https://www.theodysseyonline.com/poorly-described-...

So, without further ado, let's do this thing:

10. Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time

Young boy tries to save world by expediting puberty. Polygonal catnip for angry internet users.

9. Pokemon Red & Blue

A child fights with the help of his animal friends to take strangers' money.

8. Kirby: Nightmare in Dreamland

Small pink ball that eats everything is mad at a penguin for eating everything, but the penguin isn't guilty. It's actually an evil space creature. Spoilers.

7. NBA 2K/NBA Live

Sweaty men put balls in hoops. Sports.

6. Super Mario World

A chubby plumber tries to save a princess from occasionally musically named reptiles.

5. NBA Jam

Boom Shakalaka!

4. Splatoon

Children shoot ink to claim gang territory.

3. Dishonored

Angry man kills nobility in dystopian Victorian-esque setting.

2. Infamous

Angry man gets superpowers and has to choose between killing people or saving them by killing other people.

1. Uncharted

Rugged treasure hunter hunts treasure. Ruggedly.


So, that's what I got this week. Do you have any games you can describe poorly? I'd love to hear them.

For this week, I'm recommending "Final Destination" from the Super Smash Bros series. I love this series, and this stage has some of the best music in the game.

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