I have no idea what to write about for this week, so like any internet creator, I will make a random list that has nothing to do with anything. Please excuse my snark.
So, because I can't think of anything else, here are ten video games I played as a child, described very poorly.
10. Ratchet & Clank
Unidentifiable furry creature teams up with defective robot to destroy a business.
9. Sly Cooper
A cocky orphan animal commits crime to avoid the reality of his parents' deaths.
8. Jak & Daxter
A child from the future who is not from the future but goes to the future to find out he actually is from the future uses magic earth energy to make his friend not a furry animal.
7. Rosco McQueen: Fire Fighter Extreme
Frustrating controls allow a building to burn to the ground.
6. Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess
Darkness is taking over, so a young goat herder must turn into a wolf to save a princess while a sort-of-not-a-princess imp rides his back.
5. The Lego Series of Games
All your favorite movies and characters look a little worse, but they are now much funnier.
4. The WWE series
Polygonal characters that almost look like their real counterparts do the same 10 glitchy animations over and over.
3. Sonic Adventure 2 Battle
A strangely anthropomorphic creature fights a mad genius who wants to blow up the earth with a giant moon laser. Then the mad genius regrets wanting to blow up the earth because his stuff is there.
2. Crash Bandicoot
Running straight into a camera while a boulder tries to crush you, but there are traps that you can't see because of the camera angle.
1. Guitar Hero
You pretend that you're cool enough to play real guitar solos while deep down you know that you will never actually learn guitar.
So, that's a strange thing I did. If you like it, please let me know so that I will do more of these. If you don't, please let me know so that I will never do this again. Have a good week everyone!
For this week, since I'm talking about video games, I will recommend my favorite Pokemon song: Slateport City.
