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10 Honest Answers to "Do You Have a Boyfriend?"

Brutally Honest, But True.

Jordan Klee
Dec 16, 2015
West Chester University
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10 Honest Answers to "Do You Have a Boyfriend?"

My family can't quite seem to grasp the fact that I'm still single. And honestly, I don't blame them because I'm a catch so like WHY am I still single? (Probably because I'm a little crazy, but whatever). Every time I go home it's always brought up. For some reason, the holidays have a way of making it ten times more obvious that I'm still alone. People younger than me are getting engaged (EW), and my Nanny loves to remind me that my clock is ticking (friggen RUDE, I'm only 21 lady). What is it about college that makes everyone think you should have a boyfriend by now? Just leave me alone!


Here's a few of the brutally honest answers to the ever grueling "Do you have a boyfriend?"...

1. I'm actually a lesbian, SURPRISE!

2. Nah, but I've been having drunken sex with the same guy lately, does that count?

3. Yeah, the cute boy in front of me in my MWF class who borrowed my pencil last week, so that means we're dating right?

4. Does my booty-call count?

5. I'm having an affair with my professor, so yes and no.

6. Yes, so sad he couldn't make it today though, he's in jail!

7. * just start crying to shut them up*

8. There's a guy in my Snapchat top BFF spot, so I guess you could say it's getting pretty serious!

9. Still crazy texting my ex, don't listen to what he says though, we're back together.

10. I LOVE ME, GONNA LOVE MYSELF NO I DON'T NEED ANYONE ELSE!


On a real note though, at age 21 we're supposed to be having fun and living life. If you've found the man of your dreams already, snaps to you. But to the rest of us, it's one hundred percent perfectly normal to be single right now. The only person you have to worry about is yourself right now. Do you. GIRL FRIGGEN POWER to us single gals, Carrie Bradshaw would be proud!



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