1. You may never sleep again, but you also may sleep all day.

2. If you have a social life you may as well say goodbye to your grades. If you have the grades, say goodbye to everything else.

3. No one tells you college is easy, but it's not the curriculum that's hard. It's actually turning everything in before the Wifi dies, so you can forget doing things at the last possible minute.

4. You always...always have something you should be doing that you're not.

5. Time is non-existent. I don't even know what time it is now, and I'm not going to look because something is probably due.

6. No one told you how hard it was to carry groceries up to your dorm without take a break every few steps. Forget about carrying water up.

7. If you have a good parking spot up close you may never drive your car again. It's that special.

8. The amount of time you have alone is infinitesimal or you're alone for so long you forgot your friends look like.

9. You miss your animals more than anything, and you keep planning how they can somehow live on campus without anyone knowing.

10. The best time to do laundry is not at all because it's only ever free when you're asleep, and sleep is the most important goal.