1) You sit down, laptop, highlighters, and books.
2) You then realize you need Starbucks ASAP, so you walk across the world to get one.
3) But you forgot you were hungry too...
4) You also realize that your dorm building is NO place to write a paper (too drab), so you find somewhere else to write it.
5) You get lonely and invite a friend.
6) But you and your friend do everything except write the paper.
8) Wait? Did that email just say that there's a sale at Nordstrom?!
9) Now that you think about it, you probably have some time to watch an episode of SVU too...
10) You decide there's no hope for this essay and you might as well just live it up because this is COLLEGE.































