10 Guys You’ll Hookup With Your Freshmen Year Of College
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10 Guys You’ll Hookup With Your Freshmen Year Of College

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10 Guys You’ll Hookup With Your Freshmen Year Of College
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College is a crazy new experience when you're a freshmen, and it definitely has its ups and downs-especially when it comes to guys. A whole new realm of possibilities is opened up and you don't have anything holding you back. Here's 10 types of guys you or your friends will most likely get with that very first year.

1. The Frat Guy

He’s your typical beer-drinking, party all night guy who cares more about his pledge brothers than about getting you home after you finish him. He’s the one who gives you your red solo cup when you walk in the house and keeps refilling it until your’e drunk as shit. He’ll grind on you for awhile then ask you to go to his room, and you’ll most likely say yes. You just better hope one of the brothers doesn't walk in on you.

2. The Senior

He’s the guy that every incoming Freshman wants to bang because he’s just that hot. He’s the golden boy who’s nice to almost everyone, which is why you’ll probably think he’s into you at some point. You’ll meet him at some party and you’ll hit it off, and eventually end up in his room. After you get with him you’ll probably think you’re the shit and you’ll wait around for a text from him that you’ll never get because let’s be real, he’s way too cool for you.

3. The One Who Doesn’t Remember

This guy was drunk as shit when you met him at a party, and let’s be real, you were probably drunk as shit too. You were horny, he was horny, and hooking up seemed like a pretty good idea at the time-until you get to his room and it’s a sloppy sweaty mess. But you’re both so wasted you don’t even care. Next thing you know, you’ll run into him on the streets or on campus and he won’t remember you at all. Awkward.

4. The One Who Doesn’t Even Go Here

You probably ran into this guy when you were leaving the party while he was waiting outside for his friends. He doesn’t know anything about where he is or where to go so he’s pretty much stuck there without them. You two hit it off, so you offer to take a cab back with him so you can “hangout” and then you’ll bring him to wherever his friends are on campus. The good thing about this guy is you’ll most likely never see him again so you don’t have to deal with any awkward run ins or anything like that.

5. Your Friends Friend

Whether he’s visiting from back home or just happens to be around when you’re with your friend one day, you’ll find yourself extremely attracted to this guy for no apparent reason. You’ll all be hanging out one night and you’ll eventually get drunk enough to make a move and the rest is history. Careful though, you’re friend will never let you forget this one, and if he ever visits again it’s either really great, or you’re really screwed.

6. The One You Regret

At the time it seemed like a good idea. Drunk you thought he was attractive and cool and funny, but when you woke up you realized you were completely wrong. You’ll ask yourself “What the fuck was I thinking” but it’ll never change the mistake you made. He’ll probably hit you up dozens of times after that even though you never respond because he’s just that desperate. You're friends will also never let you live this one down.

7. The Guy Your Friend Already Got With

He’ll be just another random guy you meet and get with at a party and it was probably pretty good because you’ll be telling your friends all about it the next day when one of them we’ll say wait a minute-I’ve gotten with that guy too! You’ll have one of those “Oh shit!” moments when you’re dying of laughter and then you’ll probably compare your experience with your friends and end up gloating over what he did right and shitting on what he did wrong. You’ll also gain a new Eskimo Sister.

8. The One Who Gets Sick

Everything seems tone going great with guy. He’s hot, he’s nice, he’s a good dancer-there doesn’t seem to be anything wrong with him. He invited you to go to his room so you say yes, and things start off really well. You think the night is gonna be great, but then he leaves the room for something. You assume he’ll be back in a few minutes, but after half an hour, you give up. You leave the room and his friends tell you he got sick so you end up having to find your own way home. I guess that’s what you get for going home with a guy who’s been drinking since noon.

9. The Guy You Met At Orientation

Whether he was in your group, or you just happen to meet him at some point, he was one of the first guys you were attracted to or had a thing for. After orientation ends, you figure you’ll never see him again, but plot twist, you run into him by chance at some party. You’re probably both drunk and you’re little reunion leads to something more. Next thing you know, you’re hooking up in the cab home and end up in his bed. So much for never seeing him again.

10. Your Friend

This is the guy that you became more and more attracted to as time went by. You promised yourself you wouldn’t go there because you’re friends and that’d be weird, but one drunken night goes to far and next thing you know you’re in his room and in his pants. You’ll wake up thinking “Oh shit.” but your friends will tell you they all saw it coming. You’ll either stay really good friends and even get closer or things will get weird and you’ll never talk to him again.

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