Tinder could be something fun for you to do, a great way to meet singles in your local town, or maybe just for some pure entertainment. Whatever the case may be you have probably seen these 10 kinds of guys on Tinder.
1. “Gym is life bro”
Seriously come on dude. We get it you lift. I think all 10 of your pictures has cleared that up for everyone. I’m sure there is more to you than just your weights. Also, there’s a bit of dirt on the mirror in your fourth mirror picture, might want to clean that up.
2. “I love my dog”
Your dog looks super cute and chances are I’m only swiping right because I want to pet your dog. You may also be super cute, but my eyes can not stay away from your dog. You’re probably the super nice guy with lots of friends and a great reputation. You’ll probably take me mini golfing and make me pee myself with laughter. Which is more than okay, but your dog is the one that did the trick for me.
3. “I may need a glass of water cause I am very thirsty”
Probably not the guy to father your children right now, or anytime in the near future. His headboard is probably filed with tally marks and his nights consist of…well, he probably doesn’t remember. He might even ask you to make a porno with him. You may need to watch out for him, or get tested after being with him. But hey to each their own.
4. “Wait this isn’t eHarmony?”
This guy is probably looking for a real relationship. He might not have heard the news that Tinder is for hookups, but he is still going to try his luck.
5. “No that’s not my kid that’s my niece”
First, that kid is probably super adorable. Second, literally every guy on Tinder has, at least, one of these photos. Girls love kids so if you have one you are bound to get a match sooner rather than later. Girls are suckers what can we say.
6. “Um, excuse me sir are you alright? Have you checked your sanity levels today?”
Let’s face it, some people are maybe on the wackier side of life. Their pictures send out a very alarming message. You may even need to report it somewhere. Swiping left is a must, but then again you might be oddly curious about why he has sprinkles all over his body, or why he felt compelled to tattoo his whole entire face and leave you with nightmares for about four months.
7. “Did you get my message?!”
There’s a giant chance you will beat your phone against a wall just to get away from him. The endless amount of texts is killer in class, and the worst part is you probably never responded either. No, you didn’t do anything wrong I just can’t keep up with your 200 texts per minute. You may need to consider taking up a hobby to fill some of your time.
8. “I may be cornier than corn”
We’ve all received those pickup lines asking us if we got hurt when we fell from heaven. Puns can be a great way to make you smile. For some reason though every guy thinks this is the only way to get a girl hooked. It’s so corny you can’t help but laugh.
9. “My age says 23, but my face says I could still be in kindergarten”
I’m terribly confused. Um, so exactly how old are you? I know there's a two and a three there by your age, but your face is telling me a different story. Don’t know if I should swipe right and check it out or go on my merry way. Either way, it’s a sketchy situation.
10. “He could be the one”
This kind of guy is as about as easy to find as the motivation to do your homework. You don’t come by this guy very often, but if you get super lucky you might just find the perfect one. Hopefully, Bachelor Ben has Tinder and I find him one day.
There are so many types of guys to find on Tinder that you are bound to find you’re missing puzzle piece for the night or who knows maybe for the rest of your life. May Tinder give you a good chuckle, a hot night, or a new lover.
