At Starbucks
There is no doubt that you have had an encounter at Starbucks with the common white girl. She’s there every day wearing her norts and oversized t-shirts and probably wearing something Lulu Lemon. She, of course, pays with nothing other than her gold card and the baristas know her by her first name.
At the gym
There are two types girls who you will find at the gym: the girl who either looks flawless working out not breaking a sweat because she’s trying to impress the guy behind her on the treadmill, or, the girl who is pouring sweat but still looks flawless at the same time and is making you look bad.
At a frat party
She’s always drunkenly running around trying to find her friends whom she lost about an hour ago. In the midst of all of that commotion, she broke down crying and is telling you why she cheated on her boyfriend and how she feels like a horrible person.
In the car next to you
9 times out of 10, you have pulled up next to her in your car and she is blasting her white girl music; aka my home girl T-Swift.
At your local fro-yo place
There is nothing more that a white girl loves than to have some fro-yo to go along with her Starbucks.
At your schools’ dining hall
She came with all of her other white girlfriends and her guy friends from her favorite fraternity. She’s eating nothing but a salad and drinking nothing but a water.
On Instagram
This is a white girl's kryptonite. You are bound to come across these Instagrammed photos on your feed: a photo of her Starbucks with the caption, “White girl probs,” the sunset with the caption, “no filter” but she really filtered the crap out of that sunset, the typical selfie of the day with the caption, “haters gon’ hate,” the inevitable ootd with the caption, “#flawless,” and, of course, the picture of her cuddling or kissing her pets with caption, “my favorite person” with #rufflife.
On Snapchat
This is where you can be updated on every single thing she is doing throughout her day. The occasional selfie, her sitting in a boring lecture she doesn’t want to be in, Starbucks, and her jammin’ out to T-Swift or “Uptown Funk” are all things you can expect to be snapchatted.
At the tanning salon
This common white girl can’t be the “common white girl” because she will never be a shade lighter than her caramel macchiato.
At Victoria’s Secret
You can find her buying underwear with the 5 for $25 deal, or in the yoga pants section feeding her need to look like she goes to the gym
We've all run into these people, and while I know it's not always avoidable, we've all got some basic queen bee's in our lives.
