Here is the definitive listicle regarding what your drink says about you at the bars.
1. Cosmopolitan
"I'm the epitome of a girly girl, why didn't they cast me and my ladies in Sex and the City?"
2. Vodka Soda
"Is vodka a carb?"
3. Scotch, neat
"Give me the most expensive you have, I'm trying really hard to impress whoever I'm with."
4. Long Island Iced Tea
"Let's see how hungover I can get tomorrow when I order 7 other drinks and mix my liquor."
5. Beer
"Budlight? Coors? Lol no I'm a manly man and only drink IPA"
6. Sex on a Snowbank
"Complicated order! Oh no, you can have a jack and coke. Next please!"
7. AMF
"Haha...
8. Margarita
"Where's my taco with this?
9. Shots
"One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor."
10. Vodka Cran
"You guys, I am doing a great job refilling at our table...I should work in bottle service!" *Fills glass 85% vodka, 5% cranberry juice*"