If colleges don't already offer some form of the following classes, they should.
1. Taco Bell Probability and Stat.
Which order will maximize the most queso with $20?
2. Jack Sparrow Ethics.
Is it right or rum? Rum.
3. Religious Studies: Why Kanye is Not God.
4. Text Communications.
Prerequisite: Text Etiquette 101: K. is not Okay.
5. Netflix Management.
How to balance productivity with binge TV-series watching.
6. Beyoncé Studies.
An in-depth analysis of how the Queen rose to the throne.
7. The Science of Twerking.
An examination of the muscle movements and kinetics of twerking.
8. Twitter Literacy.
# education #blessed.
9. Cat Relations.
How to foster meaningful relations between you and your feline friend.
10. Exploring Emoji Psychology.
Understanding what a particular emoji signifies emotionally, physically, and psychologically.