Growing up there were a lot of things we yelled at each other. Once we were older, amidst all of our new found curse words, we forgot the power of good old fashioned insults. Here are a few of my favorites.

1. You’re a butthole.

Starting off strong with one of my personal favorites.

2. You’re the reason cereal goes soggy.

Not a classic but insulting none the less.

3. You smell!

As my father used to say, “cleanliness is next to godliness” and well smelliness just isn’t.

4. You’re dumb!

Because everyone values intelligence

5. You’re a meanie!

There’s nothing like a classic to get your message across and insult your enemy.

6. I don’t like you.

Sometimes it's best to be blunt and tell it like it is.

7. Ew.

One syllable that carries so much weight.

8. You poo face.

Basically meaning your face belongs in the toilet.

9. I hate you.

Hate is a strong word.

10. Spaz!

This one is a little outdated but it still rolls off the tongue in a satisfying way.

11. I’m telling mom!

The scariest of all threats.

Maybe a few of these are a little juvenile but they get the point across. And in a world where swearing is so common place, you might find it refreshing to bring some of these back into your vocabulary.