10 Best Pick-Up Lines To Use This Valentine's Day
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10 Best Pick-Up Lines To Use This Valentine's Day

If you're looking for a unique pick-up line to use on your crush this year, I've got you covered.

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10 Best Pick-Up Lines To Use This Valentine's Day
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This Valentine's Day, I want to share the 10 best pick-up lines I found on the internet with you guys. I specifically searched for 10 pick-up lines that I had never heard before. I then wrote a pun to go with each of them. (Why has nobody ever told me how difficult it is to create your own puns?) Some of these pick-up lines (and puns!) made me laugh out loud! I challenge you to incorporate at least one of these lines into your V-Day conversation with your crush/significant other. You could also just try it on somebody random. Who knows? It could lead to something great.

1. I’m good at algebra. I can replace your x and you wouldn’t even need to figure out y.

Have you ever seen a hot math geek and thought, With that calculator, you look like you're ready to sin(x)? No? Well, if this pick-up line isn't up your alley, there are a million more math-related lines on the internet.

2. This may be cheesy but I think you’re grate.

It's always a gouda idea to have some cheesy pick-up lines in your repertoire. You never know when you might need one.

3. You must be a banana cause I find you a peeling.

Say this one out loud and try not to laugh (or cringe). I think this pick-up line is grape.

4. Are you a campfire? Cause you’re hot and I want S’more.

Even though this pick-up line is pretty in-tents, it's my favorite on this list. Bonus points if you're actually camping when you try this one out.

5. Not even Snape could Severus apart.

Hopefully your crush is into the Harry Potter series (but really, who isn't?) If they are, this pick-up line could be magical.

6. We should get some coffee…cause I’m liking you a latte.

If this pick-up line backfires, you can always downplay it like you said "cuz I like lattes." Worth an (espresso) shot right?

7. You’re hotter than the bottom of my laptop.

All college students know this struggle, so it's a solid pick-up line for that cute guy in your morning class. Maybe you guys will even Mac out.

8. Do you have a sunburn or are you always this hot?

It's the wrong time of year to hit the beach, but that doesn't mean you can't be on permanent Bae Watch.

9. I wish I was cross-eyed so I could see you twice.

"Can I speak to your eye doctor? I need to get your contact info." Eye know, eye know...this pun was bad.

10. Are you my appendix? Because I don’t know much about you but you give me a feeling in my gut that makes me want to take you out.

No pun that I could incorporate into this caption would do this justice; this is one of the most thought out pick-up lines in the history of the world. Whoever came up with this pick-up line deserves an award. (And a date on Valentine's Day.)

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