We have all seen that hilarious video of a woman giving viewers a sexy “tip” for the bedroom. The video, if you have not seen it, is a woman using a grapefruit in the bedroom to stimulate her man’s private parts. It is funny, and informative.
I do not personally like grape fruits, so I wanted to offer some other ideas of fruits to use to zest up your bedroom life. Also, some people are allergic to grape fruits or they interfere with medications. Without further ado:
- A banana. This should be self-explanatory.
- A pear. I love pears, and they can be used to massage a back. Just do not use an overly ripe one, or there will be juices flowing everywhere.
- An apple. The same use as a pear, but no worry about leaking juice.
- A navel orange. Actually, this tip is offered in the original video.
- A kiwi. A kiwi is small and compact, and can therefore fit in small places.
- Lemons. Lemons are very sweet, like your man.
- A tomato. Ok—I know what you’re thinking. Mel!! Tomatoes are vegetables! No! They have seeds, so that means they are a fruit. A tomato is for you if you like a little mess in the sheets.
- Pomegranate seeds. These are small, sweet, and juicy.
- Watermelon. A watermelon is bigger than most things in the world—so it’s a perfect experimental fruit.
- Cherry. These are best for nostril stimulation.
Bonus fruit! Peaches. Peaches are sweet, juicy, and firm. Ask your mom when it's ripe and ready to be eaten (or played with).
