11 Reasons Every Girl Should pick up a pizza instead of a boyfriend

11 Reasons Every Girl Should pick up a pizza instead of a boyfriend

Even when it is extra cheesy, pizza will always turn you on.

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Are you tired of your boyfriend putting video games first? Are you tired of your boyfriend not paying any attention to you? Well, ladies, I may have just found the key to our happiness and FYI: It does not involve boys.

1. Pizza will never make you feel bad about yourself.

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Pizza doesn't care if you are looking a little greasy because it is looking greasy too. You can eat pizza with your sweatpants, your hair tied, and chillin' with no makeup on. That's the way pizza loves you best, girl don't take it wrong.

2. Pizza will never be mad at you for cheating.

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Pizza knows that you crave other foods, like ice cream or pasta, but it knows you will always be back. You want Dominos one night and then Papa John's the other night? Totally fine! Pizza will love you regardless.

3. Pizza will never leave you.

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​You rarely have to ask where the pizza is because it is always on your kitchen counter waiting with plates, peppers, and Parmesan cheese.

4. Pizza will always have time for you.

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Pizza won't ignore your texts or calls because its playing video games or hanging out with the guys. If you want pizza, you get pizza.

5. Pizza is made however you want it to be.

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You want an 18 inch pizza? You got it! You want it with extra cheese and sausage? Totally! Why struggle to find the perfect guy when you can spend five minutes making the perfect pizza?

6. You will never have to clean up after pizza.

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Pizza comes pre-cut in a box! All you need is a plate and you can dig right in! Best part is that when you're done, either store the box in the fridge or throw it in your trash can. No mess!

7. Pizza doesn't care if you're on your period.

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Pizza is there to comfort you in your times of need! Unlike guys who will want to stay away from you when you PMS, pizza will get very close to you.

8. Pizza will always want to watch 'The Notebook' with you.

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"If you're a bird, I'm a bird." It is okay to cry during that scene and pizza won't judge you for it. In fact, it will cry with you with all the greasy tears it can muster.

9. Pizza will never talk back to you.

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Pizza can't talk; that is one of the best parts about pizza. If you need to rant, you can sit there and eat pizza while ranting and it won't talk back to you saying you're overreacting. It will be there to support you instead.

10. Pizza will always take pictures with you.

It doesn't matter where you are. Pizza will always want to take a picture with you. Pizza is always photogenic so you never have to worry about your photos turning out bad.

11. Pizza will always come when you order it.

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You never have to worry about that "I'm busy" text. When you ask pizza to come to your house or table, it will be there. No questions asked and no hesitation.

Boys come and go, but pizza will always be in your life. One slice at a time.

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11 Things Psychology Majors Hear That Drive Them Crazy

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We've all been there. You're talking to a new acquaintance, or a friend of your parents, or whoever. And then, you get the dreaded question.

"So what are you studying in school?"

Cue the instant regret of picking Psychology as your major, solely for the fact that you are 99.9% likely to receive one of the slightly comical, slightly cliche, slightly annoying phrases listed below. Don't worry though, I've included some responses for you to use next time this comes up in conversation. Because it will.

Quick side note, these are all real-life remarks that I've gotten when I told people I was a psych major.

Here we go.

1. So are you, like, analyzing me right now?


Well, I wasn't. But yeah. Now I am.

2. Ugh so jealous! You picked the easy major.


"Lol" is all I have to say to this one. I'm gonna go write my 15-page paper on cognitive impairment. You have fun with your five college algebra problems, though!

3. So can you tell me what you think is wrong with me? *Shares entire life story*


Don't get me wrong; I love listening and helping people get through hard times. But we can save the story about how one time that one friend said that one slightly rude comment to you for later.

4. Well, s**t, I have to be careful what I say around you.


Relax, pal. I couldn't diagnose and/or institutionalize you even if I wanted to.

5. OMG! I have the perfect first client for you! *Proceeds to vent about ex-boyfriend or girlfriend*


Possible good response: simply nod your head the entire time, while actually secretly thinking about the Ben and Jerry's carton you're going to go home and demolish after this conversation ends.

6. So you must kind of be like, secretly insane or something to be into Psychology.


Option one: try and hide that you're offended. Option two: just go with it, throw a full-blown tantrum, and scare off this individual, thereby ending this painful conversation.

7. Oh. So you want to be a shrink?


First off, please. Stop. Calling. Therapists. Shrinks. Second, that's not a psych major's one and only job option.

8. You know you have to go to grad school if you ever want a job in Psychology.


Not completely true, for the record. But I am fully aware that I may have to spend up to seven more years of my life in school. Thanks for the friendly reminder.

9. So you... want to work with like... psychopaths?


Let's get serious and completely not-sarcastic for a second. First off, I take personal offense to this one. Having a mental illness does not classify you as a psycho, or not normal, or not deserving of being treated just like anyone else on the planet. Please stop using a handful of umbrella terms to label millions of wonderful individuals. It's not cool and not appreciated.

10. So can you, like, read my mind?


It actually might be fun to say yes to this one. Try it out and see what happens. Get back to me.

11. You must be a really emotional person to want to work in Psychology.


Psychology is more than about feeling happy, or sad, or angry. Psychology is about understanding the most complex thing to ever happen to us: our brain. How it works the way it does, why it works the way it does, and how we can better understand and communicate with this incredibly mysterious, incredibly vast organ in our tiny little skull. That's what psychology is.

So keep your head up, psychology majors, and don't let anyone discourage you about choosing, what is in my opinion, the coolest career field out there. The world needs more people like us.

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