Two days ago, something groundbreaking happened, and that was the release of the new trailer for "Zoolander 2."

I'm going to save my breath to explain what this means because unless you're just either un-American or generally from another planet in this universe, you know what "Zoolander" and Blue Steel are.

This trailer has already broken the record for the most-viewed trailer ever according to Paramount Pictures, with over 52.2 million views. (I may or may not have been responsible for that .2 million). If you're looking to add to that, which you should be, here it is:

I'm going to list some reasons why you need to go see this movie:

Benedict Cumberbatch as a possible drag queen/model with a huge forehead, Kristen Wiig with a fake plastic face that won't move when she says funny things (making it funnier), Will Ferrell ripping a muscle suit off his body to reveal his very much muscle-less physique, Penelope Cruz being hot and saying things wrong in her hot accent, Justin Bieber getting shot, Justin Bieber in general, Derek Zoolander.

So watch the trailer a few thousand more times because the movie doesn't come out until Feb. 12th.