Some of you may know my family. Others may not. For those of you that don't, here are five reasons why you need a Hamblin or a Huff on your side in the case of a Zombie Apocolypse:
1) We got the food.
Everybody who knows us knows we LOVE food and canning. You may be eating a ton of potatoes, green beans, and tomato juice but in the grand scheme of things, at least you aren't a zombie looking for brains.
2) We got the ammo (and the guns to back it up).
As well as machetes, hunting knives, the odd baseball bat or two. Pretty much everything you need to start your zombie apocalypse defense plan.
3) We already number a small militia on our own.
Top Picture: The Hamblin Clan
Bottom Picture: The Huff Clan (w/ Mamaw Huff)
Between Nana and Papaw's side of the family, there's over 600 of us at reunions and other events if we all show up in the same place. Roughly 400 of those show up for everything anyways. Strength in numbers, people.
4) We're used to eating things that others aren't.
Turtles (trust us, it's delicious), squirrels, hogs. If it's got hooves or fur, we can find some way to fix it between all of us. Quite yummy ways too!
5) We've got your back.
No matter what happens, whether a zombie horde is beating down your door or you just need somewhere to stay until the craziness passes over, you'll find a place with us. And that's just one of many reasons I love my family.
****Disclaimer: This is for pure fun, my dears (please don't feel offended) :) I personally find my family pretty dang awesome and think this would be very valid for all of us if this were to ever happen (not that it may).
-BrittanyNicole
