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The Zodiac Signs: How Does Your Horoscope Procrastinate for Finals?

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The Zodiac Signs: How Does Your Horoscope Procrastinate for Finals?

Aries want to get things done and they want to get them done this minute. If they do have to wait around until next week for a final, they spend most of their time sleeping or scrolling through social media sites and complaining that they “just want to be done.”


God have mercy, the laziest sign of all signs; Taurus will put things off for the sake of putting them off. Sure they have two, five page papers to write and one exam in their hardest course to study for, but who cares? They still have five days … three days … one day …four hours to do it, right? 

The Taurus is stubborn, though, and once they start studying they don’t stop until they’re satisfied.   


The sign that has A.D.D and is not afraid to show it. Super friendly, they love to be around people and study in groups. This isn’t the best option for them when it comes to studying though, because they end up spending more time talking to the people around them or getting distracted by anything else that peeks their interest. “I can’t focus because of such-and-such thing happened to me and now I’m feeling bla bla bla.”


 

Has a set spot they study at every time. They have a routine that they follow almost religiously when it comes to studying. They have a good memory but sometimes they rely on that memory too much and give themselves too much lee-way in studying. They take comfort in studying in groups or public locations and have a tendency to let their emotions get in the way of studying. 


Leo the lion is caught between wanting to get an A in every single class to prove their worth and having the most terrible case of FOMO (fear of missing out) that the world has ever seen. Their public image and what other people think of them is very important. Prioritizing is not in their vocabulary.   


If it can’t be done to the level they want it to be, they’re not going to do it until they reach a point where they don’t have a choice and just want to get it done. Or they’ll make endless amounts of to-do-lists and write tons of motivational sticky notes to help them get things done.  


If it doesn’t involve something fun that they will actively enjoy doing then they’ll put it off for as long as possible using any means necessary. This is the sign that will marathon "Game of Thrones" (or any interesting show on Netflix) instead of typing their research paper.   


One half of the Scorpios will vocally declare that their professor is incompetent and that they think the whole project is stupid and not worth their time. The other half will be too busy plotting their quiet revenge to even be bothered with studying.       


They were so bored by the class that instead of paying attention, they either didn’t show up or when they did, they were too busy sleeping in the back of the classroom. Now, they’re cramming to study the notes they got from a friend in order to pull off a decent grade in the course. 


Capricorns have been staring at the syllabus for the class since the teacher handed it out on the first day. They knew this paper was coming, but they didn’t want the day to come so quickly. Now they’re so busy overanalyzing the details that they end up wasting a whole day on a single subject.   


They love to learn and use that knowledge as a means to their own ends, but sometimes they like to learn things that aren’t even relevant to what they need to be learning. Since they hate boredom and have a love-hate relationship with being lonely, they can be found studying in public places ... though most of the time, they will be on Facebook or other social media sites scrolling through their news feeds to see what everyone else is up to.  


Pisces are the ones that will take a shot after studying or pray to whomever they believe in to help them get a good grade on the exam. They put in the effort to study when it interests them but most of the time, they leave things up to fate saying, “If I’m meant to pass, then I’ll pass.” This is the sign that you hear on a Thursday night before the first final.

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