Whether you're newly single, or have been single for a while, or forever, you start to love the idea of having so much time alone; you come to realize that you're not just single, you're single af.
The thing about being single is, people always think you hate it, but the truth is you don't. You love being alone, because you're spending time with the person you love most...Yourself
Sometimes people think it's unhealthy to spend so much time alone, but your only argument is
Your friends can be more insistent than your family. While they all think that you should find somebody, you're all like
Whenever they parade you in front of other single people, you can't help but let your personality shine through and you say things like this
So, if you're single and happy to not mingle, then you do you, Boo. Have fun binge watching Netflix and eating pasta in your pajamas, you earned it. Now go conquer the world, alone.