Ah, to be a college student. What a dream. During nearly every great night out there are certain events guaranteed to take place. Allow me to try and explain with the help from the ridiculous cast of "New Girl."

When you finally get to start getting ready and the night is hella young

And then all of the sudden you don't even know your own name

Before you leave you gotta have a full on photoshoot for the 'gram

You get to the bar and you spot a girl with minimal clothing on

And the DJ plays a freaking banger

You get into a super deep convo with your best friend about life

You and your friends spot a guy who appears to be attractive

During your pee break you give yourself a little pep talk

And you gotta give your friends a pep talk too

Your BFF starts getting emotional so you gotta get real with her

There's that one friend that won't stop dancing, no matter how hard you try to make them

At the end of the night you pretty much look like you got hit by a truck

But you get to look forward to sleeping for the next 12+ hours

And finally, when the terribly embarrassing memories from last night slowly slide back into your memory

Enjoy yourselves folks it's a great time to be alive.