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Your Drunk Self (As Told By Parks And Rec)

Parks and Rec knows best.

Amy Garcia
Mar 01, 2016
Johns Hopkins University
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Our personalities don't always react the same way to alcohol. Depending on moods, the food in our stomachs and our general attitude during the day, it can affect us in many different ways. Here’s a key to identify your drunk self utilizing our favorite characters from "Parks and Recreation."

1. Leslie Knope

You are the problem solver tonight. Someone’s crying? You got it. Someone threw up? You’re holding their hair. Someone’s skirt's riding up? You got this.

2. Andy Dwyer

You are happy, you’re everyone’s best friend, you’re the life of the party –– and you will fall off a table tonight.

3. Tom Haverford

You found your future spouse at this party. You will make him or her love you. No matter how many times you are told to get lost.

4. Ron Swanson

You need bacon, and you need it right now.

5. Donna Meagle

You will hook up with everyone in this room.

6. April Ludgate

You hate everyone at this party. You hate parties. You hate music. You hate noise. Why are you here?

7. Ben Wyatt

You didn’t go out tonight. You’re drunk alone watching "Game of Thrones," and you are happier than anyone else on this list.

8. Chris Traeger

This is literally the best night of your life, and you need everyone to know about it.

9. Ann Perkins

It’s a good idea to text your ex, right? Or how about that kid you made out with once three weeks ago? (Spoiler: you will end up crying tonight)

And finally, do your very very best not to be...

10. Jerry

You are too much of a mess to be at this party. Abort mission. Get out before everyone realizes they hate you.

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