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What Your Drink Of Choice Says About You

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They say you are what you eat, but what does your choice of drink say about you? The method in which you decide to turn up reveals more about your personality than you may have originally thought.

Vodka

Vodka is quite possibly the most staple alcohol there is. It's also scientifically proven to be the leading cause of most bad decisions. As someone who prefers vodka, it is known that you mix well with others. Vodka knows no limits and comes in all sorts of shapes and sizes. If you're one of those people who drink whipped cream or salted caramel vodka, I don't trust you.


Wine

You are classy, sassy and probably a little trashy seeing as boxed wine tends to be a better economic investment than a bottle. You're most likely the average college girl who is watching calories since we all know wine won't make you bloated. Plus, it’s made from grapes, which are fruits, thus proving wine as a healthy option.

Cheap Beer

The rule is the cheaper the beer, the more it tastes like piss water, and the more it tastes like piss water, the better it is for drinking games. You don't just want to get drunk, but you want to have fun in the process. I respect it.

Tequila

Whether you prefer margaritas or the classic tequila shots with lime and salt, tequila lovers tend to be people who just want to have a good time. You most likely aren't the best with numbers because we all know it goes one tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor, but somehow you manage to rip like six shots in 10 minutes and suddenly you find yourself with a two-gallon Ziploc bag filled with gummy bears and absolutely no explanation.

Mimosas

Those who prefer mimosas are definitely more on the classy side, and are very passionate about all things brunch. It's one of the few forms of alcohol that is acceptable way before 5 p.m., so you can drink it at any point of the day and receive minimal judgmental looks

Jungle Juice

You are most definitely a broke college student who is simply looking for the quickest way to get drunk. Odds are you don't have many standards seeing as most jungle juice tastes exactly like regret.

Fireball

If you're one of the people who still drink fireball even after finding out antifreeze is on the ingredient list, you're either very brave or very dumb, and I'm going to assume the latter.

Wine Coolers

This includes, but is not limited to, Mike's Hards, Strawberritas, Seagrams, Twisted Teas and hard ciders. It's fine to start your night by drinking one of these, but as soon as you pass your second one you should reevaluate your life because that stuff is for the weak. I bet you are the one who takes one shot and then says, "I'm so drunk!"

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