Do you find yourself eagerly shopping for every new Ariana Grande CD immediately after it hits the shelves, ensuring you get the deluxe edition (and those four enchanting extra songs)?
If so, you might be gay.
Have you ever caught yourself belting out the lyrics to “Complicated” by Avril Lavigne as it comes on the easy-listening station you have preset on your car’s radio?
If so, I see the way you’re acting like you might be gay.
Do you find yourself enjoying Netflix reruns of "Glee" and "Supernatural" far more than you enjoy watching “Monday Night Football” with the bros?
If so, your bros might think you’re gay.
Did you see "Wicked" when the show toured in your local city?
If so, popUUlar opinion might say you’re gay.
Did you catch yourself bawling during "Charlie St. Cloud", the movie starring a young Zac Efron mourning the loss of his younger brother?
If you’ve even seen this movie, then you might be gay.
Is your favorite Hilary Duff movie "A Cinderella Story", because of its charming wit, romance, and magical elements?
If it’s not "Cheaper by the Dozen", then you might be gay.
Do you prefer horses over dogs?
You might be geighhhh.
Is Peggy Olson the best female character from "Mad Men"?
If you even remembered her name, you might be gay.
Are you Team Edward or Team Jacob?
If you had an answer, you might be gay.
Have you ever told someone that "Gilmore Girls" is a quality show, due to the quick retorts and lightning-fast dialogue of its two female protagonists?
If so, then the girls you’re watching this with might think you’re gay.
Do you get excited when there’s a Jeopardy category concerning pop divas of the late 80’s?
What is... you might be gay?
Are you, or did you ever major in Gender & Women’s Studies?
Studies say you might be gay.
Do you get tired of people using stereotypes to determine sexuality? Do you think that all of us should be free to do whatever we want, without people that think certain personalities and actions are predetermined by gender assuming one is gay if they stray from these “normal” behaviors?
If you’ve never contemplated this statement, then you just might be straight.
