“Wake up you daft

Idiot!” It’s time.

You have to go, but say goodbye.

You never listen, you

Idiot. It’s time

To grow up now.

You have to listen, you

Won’t get through if you don’t

Grow up. Now

Buck up buddy,

You’ve got to get through. If you don’t

You’ll never forget it.

Buckle up buddy,

The engine is hot.

You’ll never forget

Calling “shotgun!”

The engine is hot

And your squad comes running

Coddling their shotguns

Tight to their chest.

Your squad is running

Red faced, and sweaty,

With tightening chests.

Week thirteen is almost up.

Red faced and sweaty

Under the boiling sun

At week thirteens

Ceremony. We all

Boil under the sun,

But are so proud.

Ceremonies done and we all

Go home.

We are so proud, but don’t

Wake up. You’ve been draft.

Please come home.

You have to go, but you better say goodbye.