20 Witty Christmas Gifts For 2016
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20 Witty Christmas Gifts For 2016

If you're looking for the perfect, witty gift, here's your list.

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20 Witty Christmas Gifts For 2016
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Need gift ideas for this year's secret santa trade or family gag bag? Look no further. Check out these witty gift ideas to fill the whole room with Christmas cheer:

1. Christmas Coffee And Travel Mugs

For those of you with O.C.D. (obsessive Christmas disorder)

2. Quotable iPhone Cases

And a Happy New Year.

3. Festive Socks

Because I don't know anyone who doesn't love fuzzy socks.

4. Make Christmas Great Again Santa Hats

Support Santa Claus by giving to the Santa Cause. #MCGA2016


5. Holiday Help Stemless Wine Glasses

Talk about reindeer fuel.

6. Christmas Sweater World

The tree isn't the only thing getting lit this year.

7. Tipsy Elves Sweaters

Bound to win best sweater at this year's ugly sweater party.

8. A Christmas Story Candle

Fra-gee-lay... That must be Italian!

9. Harambe Ornament

#HarambeForPresident

10. Reinbeer

Probably the best Secret Santa gift out there.

11. Wine

Nothing more, just wine.

12. Elf'd Up Christmas Hat

For when you're elf-on-the-shelf goes to sleep.

13. A Melted Snowman

Clever, useful, and inexpensive - especially for you Southerners.

14. Tee Spring Tee's

These may not win you an ugly sweater contest, but they're a great excuse to start the "ugly Christmas tee" trend.

15. Nothing

Be careful what you wish for, because you just might get it.

16. Toilet Paper

Incase you get sh*t for Christmas.

17. Already Chewed Cookie Cutters

Do you know the muffin man?

18. Drinking Santa Hat

One side filled with milk to help Santa wash the cookies down, the other side filled with something a little stronger to help get Santa through his long route delivering presents.

19. Emergency Santa Kit

Because you never know when you might need one.

20. Bottle Decorations Kit

You're welcome.

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