May your bank account be high and your stress levels be low,

May you know more on that test than you think you know,

May your GPA be steady and your beers be cold,

May you not have too much laundry to fold,

May your professors speak clearly and not assign too much,

May you make it to class without hitting a traffic rush,

May your all-nighters be parties and not papers and tears,

May your laptop make it through all four years,

May your cabinets be stocked with more than just Ramen,

May you pick a major you can get a job in,

May you always catch the bus and never be late,

May you never "Netflix and Chill" but go on a real date,

May you meet all your deadlines and not pine for home,

May you concentrate in class and not let your mind roam,

May your dollars stretch far and your bills fall short,

May you balance classes with a hobby of some sort,

May you ease into adulthood with little stress or frustration,

May you rise to the top of your class without hesitation,

May you pinch and scrimp and learn to survive,

May you just make it through this semester alive.