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You Wish You Were Chelsea Handler

Everyone loves some Chelsea Handler

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You Wish You Were Chelsea Handler

From her funky shoes and badass graphic t-shirts, to her dirty jokes and obscene vocabulary, Chelsea Handler is one hell of a talk show host. She's been on television, in movies, in bookstores and now she's on Netflix. If you live under a rock and didn't already love Chelsea Handler, here's a list of reasons to love her.


She doesn’t apologize for her opinions or her outlook on life.

She's up front about everything and she'll say whatever she wants, whenever she wants - so don't have a problem with it.

She’s a best-selling author.

Chelsea's second book, Are You There, Vodka? It's Me Chelsea, was No. 1 on the New York Times best-seller list. She's written five books in total; What have you done?

She’s hilarious.

And she doesn't even have to try.

She’s streaming on Netflix.

And who doesn't love to binge watch shows on Netflix? Her new show Chelsea is everything we hoped it would be.

She’s obsessed with her dogs.

Who wouldn't be? Chunk is practically a co-host on Chelsea.

She lets it all hang out.

Everything from her boobs to her extensive vocabulary of obscenities, Handler doesn't filter anything.

Apparently, she hosts one hell of a dinner party.

In her new Netflix series, Chelsea Handler invites famous friends over to discuss certain topics. Each meal always turns into a hilarious rendezvous with good food and even better company. We're all just waiting on an invite to one of these awesome round-table events.

She likes to drink.

And how can you not respect a woman with a glass in her hand?

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