There are many factors to consider when finding a significant other. Although you cannot control who you end up with, one quality is essential: must love dogs.
1. Loyalty
No one understands loyalty like dogs do. If your significant other understands the committed relationship you have with your dog, they will undoubtedly be just as committed to you.
2. Dogs are an investment
Do dogs cost a ridiculous amount of money? Yes. Are they worth every penny? Of course. They may pull their ACLs (twice), but a dog's unconditional love is truly priceless. Plus, the cone of shame is pretty darn cute.
3. "Sleeps with dogs" is reality
We can pretend it won't happen, but the lonely whining from the downstairs crate will soon convince us otherwise.
4. They won't get annoyed with your dog voice
The excitement when you see any dog, especially your own, evokes Is there any other way to talk to a dog? If they can't handle this voice, they gotta go.
5. They will willingly watch dog videos
The internet is (thankfully) full of dog videos, and there is much joy to be found in watching the daily dog post on instagram over (and over and over) with the one you love.
6. Leaving parties early to let the dogs out is a given
I mean, priorities. If the dogs have been alone all day and desperately need their kibble dinner, your friends will understand an early departure.
7. They'll understand...
when you're more excited to come home to the dog than to them.
