What if I told you this stud of a man turned the beautiful age of 50 a month ago? Yeah, you read that right the big five ohhh. There's only one way to let that sink in and that's with a prayer: "Dear Lord Baby Jesus, I want to thank you for this wonderful meal, my two beautiful son's Walker and Texas Ranger and my Red-Hot Smokin' Wife, Carley." Talladega Nights.
All his haters out there don't click off this page, keep reading and find out what a true hero he is. He can relate to anyone!
"I Swear, I'm so pissed off at my mom. As soon as she's of age, I'm putting her in a home." Step Brothers
Sorry to all the moms out there, but at one point you've thought the same. Hey see, he relates to you. Yeah, I can hear your head nodding through the device you're reading this article on. Now, keep that head a nodding if you've ever been mad at someone. Like so mad, you've wanted to punch them. Don't worry I've got the perfect quote for you.
"You better not close your eyes, because as soon as you do, I'm gonna punch you square in the face!' Step Brothers
You know, Will Ferrell is seen as one of the best comedians of all time, but some of his movie lines are actually genius. Here's one for instance.
"Hey. They laughed at Louis Armstrong when he said he was gonna go to the moon. Now he's up there, laughing at them." Blades of Glory
Makes you think, right? People might laugh at your stupid idea, but "as the wise man once said, So?" Anchorman 2. Don't be afraid to go with that gut feeling, Will Ferrell got your back!
This one is for all those people who have that one friend who seems to be angry all the time. Yeah, we all have a person like that don't deny it. I dare you next time to say to them what the glorious Mr. Ferrell said during the movie The Other Guys.
"I'm going to climb over that anger wall of yours someday and it's going to be glorious."
Think that would go well with that certain friend of yours? Try it out and let me know!
We also all know a person who hates losing, right? Might literally cry if they lose. Oh I remember those people. Now there's no benefit to losing right? "If your not first,your last right?" Not so fast there Ricky Bobby! As Will Ferrell explains in his animation skit called Megamind: "There's a benefit to losing, you gt to learn from your mistakes."
Now as you sit there reading this, you're probably thinking "man how many sarcastic pills you take this morning?"
To sum this all up with the way the world seems to be in turmoil these days, the best quote everyone needs to try and do is:
"For just one night let's not be co-workers. Let's be co-people".
