1. You can walk on water.

2. The babies look like this.

3. And this (wtf).

4. Animal abuse is normal.

Excuse me, you're suffocating your puppy.

5. There is an "IDGAF" parenting technique.

Nope, not a single care in the world.

Whoops.

6. The pets look like this. 

Nope, not what I was going for.

7. There is no concern for safety.

Just a bus full of drowning children.

Oh, my house is on fire? That's OK, I'm having too much fun on this trampoline.

8. A robber can steal your toilet, couch and bed all at once and fit it into one single bag.

9. Their flexibility is bizarre.

Is that comfortable ma'am?

Excuse me, I think your child's arm is broken.

10. Sometimes the cars just don't appear.

11. There is no concept of eating in moderation.

Want a sandwich?  Want two sandwiches? Have the whole plate! And apparently gravity isn't a thing either.

12. Relationship guidelines do not exist.

You can meet someone in the morning, get married in the afternoon and have a kid that night! Who cares!

13. They are always so moody.

Come on Janet, wash your damn hands.

14. Your Sims randomly morph into their beds.

15. And sometimes during showers they … magically transform into centaurs???

WTF, Sims?