Those ridiculous "Relationship Goals" memes are the biggest crock of shit I have EVER seen. Ya see, I recently moved in with my fiance. We have been together about 7 and 1/2 years, living together for 1. You learn SO much about a person when you move in with them! Good, bad, ugly, and unforgettable things. Moving in with someone opens your entire world up to something new. So, while there are middle school, high school, and even adults posting these stupid ass memes as to what their 'relationship goals' are....I am going to show you the most popular "GOALS" meme and explain to you....why they are WRONG.
Now, before anyone gets too 'butt hurt' about some of the things I am going to say...these are observations I have made about relationships that I have witnessed.
This? NOPE.
Why is she laying like that? Laying like that would be miserable after 3 minutes. Plus, if you are playing a video game against someone, you usually aren't sitting so relaxed. Last, I don't know any guy who just completely loves being laid on for long periods of time. Especially if it is not going to result in sex.
EL OH EL, am I right?
NO GUY WOULD WEAR THAT. Along with the matching hat. The only reason he probably took that picture? Is because its his back, and he is not being forced to smile.
NO ONE KISSES AFTER STEALING FOOD
You should just never steal food from your significant other. You're asking to get your hand bit off. Second, don't waste food. Especially, french fries.
There is no reason to kiss in the rain.
It does not make your relationship stronger by kissing in the rain. No one likes to be wet with clothes on. Save the kissing for inside, easily accessible to a bedroom.
How long did it take them to master this?
While this particular meme is something that absolutely does happen. It takes a very long time to master. They were probably in there long enough for someone to snap the picture, someones limb is about to go numb. So, proceed with caution.
Wrestling with your significant other? NEVER ENDS WELL.
Some one is bound to end up with a bruise, a poked eye, a pulled muscle, a sore ball sack, a hurt boob, or a bloody lip. Which, ultimately you will never hear the end of.
Cool consept. But, no.
You may like the idea of working out together. Which, could happen. But, Does anyone actually stick to their work out routine very long? Working out together? You mean using my arm muscle to open and clothes the oven while there are pizza rolls inside? Much more like it.
OH, you're 13 and posting this meme? HA
Do you know how expensive those cars are? sure, have an $800 a month payment. Be my guest. Unrealistic, until you're 50.
Again, I am by no means saying these memes can't be your goals. But, I am saying you're going to be very disappointed when life really sets in. Make realistic goals with your significant other. Because, there is nothing more fun than living with them. But, realistic goals consist of coming home to a clean house. Having the dishes already done. Your significant other having started the laundry. Maybe, even coming home to dinner done. Those are some goals.
