Why Pokémon games are inappropriate for kids (10 reasons)
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Why Pokémon games are inappropriate for kids (10 reasons)

Pokémon has always been know as a "kid's game" but there are lots of things about Pokémon that are inappropriate for kids. Here are some 10 reasons on why Pokémon is inappropriate.

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Why Pokémon games are inappropriate for kids (10 reasons)

1. Mewtwo has a PENIS (not a tail)

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Now let's face the facts. Since when does tails start in the CROTCH AREA? It's pretty obvious that the purple thing Mewtwo has isn't a tail. Many of the kids who watch Pokémon know.

2. Naked female Pokémon

Apparently, this Pokémon can be male and female. That means the female also doesn't cover her boobs.

3. Vagina Pokémon (aka Cloyster)

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Many of the Pokémon fans don't see this Pokémon as an oyster at all. Instead, they see it as a female's private part (aka Vagina).

4. Penis Pokémon (aka Diglett)

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This is a Pokémon GO picture. Many of the fans think the Pokémon Diglett looks like a penis so they took this shot when Diglett appeared.

5. Grabbing the BOOB

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In the Pokémon games X and Y there was something called Pokémon Amie where you can grab this Pokémon by the boob.

6. Grabbing the PENIS/VAGINA

Another picture from Pokémon X and Y with Pokémon Amie that involves touching Machoke in the private part. Since Machoke can be either male or female, this can be a penis or vagina.

7. Perverted Old Man

Pokémon FireRed/LeafGreen

This was the old man near the Celadon City Gym. He was in the Kanto game Red, Blue, Yellow, FireRed and LeafGreen. He is very perverted when he looks through the window of Celadon Gym that has lots of women.

8. Poké Balls inside bikini

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This is the female in the Sun and Moon games where she keeps her Poké Balls inside her bikini, which is in the same spot as her boobs, butt or vagina.

9. Sex reference (old enough for sex)

Take what? What can she take if she's a big girl? It sounds like she's talking about sex.

10. Misty Peeing Reference!

Japanese Trailer (YouTube)

This is a screenshot from the official Japanese trailer where Misty looks like she's peeing. The peeing scene starts at 0:55 of the Japanese trailer.

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