Oh, pizza. It has been there for the best of times, the worst or times and the cheesiest of times. Here are a few reasons why no one would be that mad if pizza was the only food left on Earth.
1. Two of the main ingredients are warm bread and cheese. YUM.
2. It's a relatively easy way to feed the masses.
3. You can eat it for breakfast.
4. You can eat it for lunch.
5. You can eat it for dinner.
6. You can have fruit pizza, which is like a glorified cookie. WIN.
7. There are even plenty of versions that the even the vegans and vegetarians like. They're a picky crowd.
8. You can cover it in veggies and pretend it's healthy.
9. You can cover it in pepperoni and wrap it in bacon and just embrace being a carnivore.
10. It's an acceptable type of food that you can have five different types of cheese on.
11. You can dip it in ranch dressing and join that happy group of people.
12. Garlic dipping sauce.
13. If you feel like it, you can have even more cheese stuffed in the crust.
14. Plenty of places have $5 hot and ready pizzas for bliss without a wait time.
15. You can't even get a foot-long sub for five dollars anymore, but pizza? Sold.
16. There are infinite topping options so you will never get bored.
17. When you pick your own selection of toppings and sauces you feel like a super creative chef.
18. It's a food that tastes perfectly good cold.
19. Or leftover.
20. It pairs with any beverage imaginable. Pizza and Diet Coke, pizza and Mountain Dew, pizza and beer, pizza and wine …
21. You can pay people to deliver it right to your door.
22. You can get it for free just for showing up to most meetings.
23. Toy Story named a planet after the food.
24. White pizza is basically mammoth sized garlic bread.
25. It goes great with wings. But then again, what doesn't?
26. It has brought arguing families back together.
27. It has resolved a war or two. (Probably.)
28. They even sell good ones in the freezer section.
29. A whole pizza is called a pie. This meal food is so good, they compare it to dessert.
30. It brings joy to the world.
31. You don't even need silverware. Just grab it and eat it with your hands.
32. Many different cities and far away places have their own styles of pizza. Therefore, pizza = diversity and worldliness.
Now go grab a slice and enjoy the glory.
