Paul Abrahamiam. One of the final six contestants on "Big Brother 18" - a reality show where normal people spend a summer in a house where their every move is watched by cameras and broadcast live on television and online. They are completely cut off from the outside world, evict one "houseguest" every week, and at the end of the summer, one houseguest is left standing. That houseguest wins $500,000.

Paul is the obvious choice to win the half a million dollars, honestly. There are so many reasons, it's almost a no-brainer.

Out of all the contestants, he's played the strongest game.

He called people out when they were playing the house in ways that were NOT FRIENDSHIP.

He and Victor have been ride or die - even though Victor was evicted and came back into the house, Paul was still his #1 ally.

He has been telling it like it is all summer.

But he also knows when to step back from being in charge.

He asked the real questions that needed to be asked (and he asked them in style).

He discovered his true passion while in the house.

Not to mention, he had the round trip ticket (AND HE FOUND THE SECRET ROOM), so he would've been back in the house had he been evicted.

He started his own talk show while in the house (which I would love for CBS to pick up and air regularly).

And most importantly, at the end of the day, he's been one of the most likable and intelligent players in this game. Not to mention the fact that he gave us BB fans the best catch phrase since "fruit loop dingus"

(And to say nothing of Paul & Paulie's incredible friendship/twinhood would be a crime...friendship was so strong, they might've even broken up a showmance.)