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Why 'Netflix And Chipotle' Will Always Be Better Than 'Netflix And Chill'

Who needs Bae when you have your Bae-ritto?

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Why 'Netflix And Chipotle' Will Always Be Better Than 'Netflix And Chill'
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Lately, "Netflix and chill" has become the norm. It’s the new pick-up line, the new mating call of this generation. If you don’t know what this phenomenon is, it’s basically this generation’s booty call. But honestly, you know what beats Netflix and chill? Netflix and Chipotle, and here’s why.

No Pressure

When you go over to your crush's house, lured by the Netflix-and-chill promise -- let’s face it -- there is a lot of pressure. You have to do your makeup, you have to get dressed up, and you have to look presentable. So. Much. Work. But with Netflix and Chipotle, your burrito bowl isn’t going to judge you if you sit alone in your pajamas, eating while you go through an entire season of "Gossip Girl" without moving. Treat yo' self.

Actually Being Able to Focus on Your Show

Nothing worse than trying to watch the season finale of "One Tree Hill" and looking over to see your boy staring at you with that look. Uhm. Hi. Can’t you see that I am obviously busy? Don’t you know that Haley and Nate are having a moment?! Ugh. Chipotle, on the other hand, will never interrupt. Food and uninterrupted Netflix? Sign me up.

You Get Exactly What You Want

Feeling some extra steak today? Appetite out of control? Your boy can offer you all he’s got to offer. But that cute Chipotle worker? He knows exactly what you need. Pile on that extra guac while you’re at it. Thanks.

Unlimited Options

Things can get boring after a while, doing the same thing with your beau. With Chipotle, on the other hand, you can always switch it up. With tacos, burritos, bowls, and salads to start off with and tons of ingredients to add on, Chipotle is sure to keep you on your toes.

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