As Spring approaches, engagements will cover your Instagram, Facebook, and Twitter feeds. Here are 10 reasons I won't be on them.
1. This semester, I once skipped my 8 a.m. Volleyball class for an entire week. I have a responsibility problem... and possibly an attendance problem.
2. I make $90 a week, can barely pay rent, and have never had to file taxes. I am not educated enough for a joint bank account, a mortgage or filing taxes together. I can barely even dress myself daily.
3. I enjoy food too much to buy it for sharing with anyone but myself.
4. Marriage leads to children and I think I might actually still be a child.
5. If I can't even handle my own mood swings 24/7, no one else is going to be able to.
6. I take up the entire bed. The entire bed. The entire queen sized bed. There is no room for another human.
7. I can cook four things... half of those are coffee.
8. I spend more time with Netflix than I will with my husband at this point in my life.
9. I need to make a 9-5 commitment before I can make a 24/7 commitment.
10. Finding myself is infinitely more important right now than finding my soulmate.
