I got a glock in my Rari! Fetty Wap, a rapper adored by the public and Marist students alike, is arguably one of the best rappers of our generations. So, it is only fitting that he preforms at our Spring concert. Marist College is reeling from its lack of a fall concert, so it is our right to have Fetty Wap come our way this spring, and here are the reasons why.
He is from a local town near us.
Fetty Wap is from Paterson, NJ, a town that is only an hour and a half away. Most Marist students are either from the New York and New Jersey area, so he can resonate with a crowd that will understand where he comes from.
We can be his trap queens.
Let me tell you, we can get down at Union, Darby's, and virtually anywhere in Po-Town past 12:30 when the Pocals come out. Every. Single. Weekend.
We can whip, we promise.
Have you ever seen Marist students get down at Darby's or Union? We can whip, and we can show it. So Fetty Wap, come see what Marist can offer. Let me tell you, we can introduce you to our stove, and we can whip the damn pole.
We are so damn fine, we promise.
Baby, you can hit it from behind though, only if you come to Marist, Fetty. With a population of mostly attractive human beings, Marist is a beautiful representation of the tri-state area.
We got Benjamin's all in our pocket
Please, Fetty Wap, mommy and daddy can pay to have you come to our campus. If they can pay 31,290 dollars for us to go to school here, I bet they can squeeze an extra couple thousand for you to come and preform for us!
17 shots, no thirty-eight, please we can do 40 (shots of water, of course)
Turn up or transfer, Fetty. If you come to Marist, expect a free ride from Phatz followed by a red carpet to an after party at Union just for you! Expect the finest from Marist to come and turn up with you, 40 shots or we transfer, we promise.
We love you, Fetty. Please consider coming to Marist. We are all in love with you and we’ll treat you like royalty. You can be mine, and we got this soda, for sure. We'll show you a good time.
