Everyone has heard a good dad joke. For example, whenever you say, “Dad, I’m hungry,” he replies, “Hi, Hungry, I’m Dad.” Or consider the classic, “How do you make a Kleenex dance? Put a little boogie in it.” Yes, yes, I know. It's very funny and very, very corny, to say the least.
Well I’m here to tell you fellas that I eat that stuff up, and honestly, I truly think most girls do too. I know it’s weird, but I find it kind of cute when guys tell those corny jokes like “Two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.” That made you smile, didn’t it? I would much rather listen to a ton of dad jokes such as “What’s Forrest Gump’s password? 1forrest1,” than sit through a very crude, racist, or sexual string of jokes.
There is something humbling about a boy telling a corny dad joke. It shows me that they aren’t trying to be too funny or a stand-up comic, but they do want to make me laugh a little and impress me with their hilariousness. With those not-so-funny dad jokes, they accomplish their goal of making me laugh.
Dad jokes really aren’t that funny in comparison to other jokes, but they are harmless, and you have to admit that they really do make you smile, at least. They aren’t offensive in any way, so they are perfect jokes to tell anywhere you go. With some of the jokes out there being derogatory and mean, a good dad joke will lighten the mood and have everyone giggling. One of my personal favorites is “Two termites walked into a bar. One said to the other, is the bar-tender here?” (Come on, you have to admit that one was funny.)
Now, I don’t know if I’m just a sucker for corny dad jokes or not, but guys, keep telling those dad jokes proudly, and I promise one day a girl will eat that stuff right up.
For some extra laughs, some more dad jokes!
What time did the man go to the dentist? Tooth hurt-y.
What Beethoven’s favorite fruit? A ba-na-na-na.
Does beer make you smarter? It made Bud Wiser!
A three-legged dog walks into a bar and says, I am looking for the guy who shot my PAW.
There was a kidnapping at school today! But don’t worry; it’s okay now, because he woke up.
