Matt Bellassai's weekly rant about how dumb and annoying people are on his show, "Whine About It" is not only inspiring, but it's too true to believe. Each week he combines his two talents: drinking wine and whining about things everyone complains about. Not only may Matt Bellassai be as sassy as my roommate, he may be even sassier. So, fill your glass with some wine (or sparkling grape juice) and pretend you're Matt Bellassai with your roommate!
When your roommate comes back from class:
Oh, no "hi" or "how was your day?" you just strut in here like you own the place. OK.
When your roommate tells you about this boy that she likes:
Yeah sorry, if you hurt her, I'll hurt you. By hurt, I mean actually kill.
When your roommate complains about her future:
Don't ask about the future...that's a real touchy subject.
How your roommate feels about her professors:
Or school could be free, in general?
When she sees couples partaking in PDA:
Not only will she yell at you to stop, things could get physical. Don't touch one another!
How your roommate feels about people going to class:
There's no need to get there an hour before class—the professor or the material isn't going anywhere. Plus if you're late, who's going to yell at you?
When your roommate sees a post on Insta with too many hashtags:
LOL. Even if it's a quality pic, it was just murdered by the amount of hashtags consuming the caption.
When your roommate tries to make food in the microwave:
When your roommate talks about their dogs:
When your roommate takes your food:
Don't touch my Triscuits, thanks!
When your roommate talks about themselves:
Because they think they're the hottest thing to walk this planet...
How your roommate feels about kids:
When you tell your roommate your issues:
So raise your glass of wine or sparkling grape juice and cheers to Matt Bellassai for being who he is!
