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Blaze Through These 8 Questions And We’ll Tell You The Exact Type Of Pothead You Are, My Dude

The "Sleepy/Relaxed Pothead," the "IDGAF Pothead," the "Paranoid Pothead," the "Spiritual/Woke Pothead" or the "Goofy Pothead."

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Despite the controversy surrounding this pungent green plant, it remains as one of the most used and loved herbs. Its ever-growing popularity has led to dozens of pop culture and media references, and even its own phrase to describe frequent users.

For those of you who are proud to call yourselves "potheads," take this quiz to find out which type you are.

1. Imagine it's 10 minutes after your smoke session. What do you do first?

420 blaze it.

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A) Sleep

B) EAT... EVERYTHING

C) Check your windows to see if your neighbor is being nosey... They can't smell the weed from the next house over, right?... RIGHT?!

D) Grab your sketchbook. You're feeling oddly inspired

E) Get up... and then sit back down because you just forgot what you were going to do

2. What is your favorite thing to eat when you have the munchies?

Honestly.... This actually looks appetizing

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A) Whatever is available. You like it all

B) Sour Patch Kids, Skittles, Swedish fish — any type of candy

C) Chips

D) Baked salmon with garlic mashed potatoes, steamed broccoli, and a lemon on the side. You prefer cooked meals over snacks

E) Brownies... the special ones

3. Your friend passes you the aux cord after lighting up. What are you going to put on?

"Breathe, breathe in the air... don't be afraid to care"

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A) Something relaxing

B) Spotify! You need to switch playlists depending on your mood

C) Something quiet... You don't want to draw too much attention to yourself

D) Tonal vibrations

E) Trap music

4. Which notorious pothead do you identify with the most?

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A) Snoop Dogg

B) Wiz Khalifa

C) Shaggy (yes, from Scooby Doo. C'mon, we ALL know he's a pothead)

D) Bob Marley

E) Seth Rogan

5. You and your crew just finished hot boxing the car, but then a police officer pulls up. How do you react?

Look at the cute, little pigs

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A) Nothing

B) Try to look normal while you let your responsible friend do all the talking

C) PANIC, PANIC, PANIC

D) Forcefully affirm to him/her that you are aware of your rights

E) Record everything on Snapchat, your friends will think it's hilarious

6. Your parents find your stash and you have some explaining to do. How do you react?

What? That? Oh, I'm just holding it for a friend...

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A) Do nothing. What do you have to explain to them for?

B) Play it cool. It's only a big deal if you make it one

C) PANIC, PANIC, PANIC

D) Offer them some! It would probably help them open up their third eye

E) Laugh

7. You're at a kickback and a cute guy/girl asks to smoke with you. What do you talk about during the smoke session?

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A) How great it would be to sleep right now

B) Any and everything. You can't stop talking

C) You let them do all the talking since you're worried you'll say the wrong thing, or that you have something stuck in your teeth, or that they somehow know your ex and are setting you up, or...

D) Aliens, chakras, and world peace

E) Movies

8. What are you smoking first?

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A) Anything indica-dominant

B) Anything sativa-dominant

C) Mid... you don't want anything too strong

D. Pineapple Express

E. Gas

If you had mostly A's...

The "Sleepy/Relaxed Pothead"

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Some people may say you "waste" your highs, but you couldn't care less. You love relaxing after you smoke, and it's undeniable that you do have the best naps while under the influence. While you're not the most energetic or entertaining while high, you're definitely great to be around for people who get paranoid.

If you had mostly B's...

The "IDGAF Pothead"

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You're probably already a nonchalant person, but when high, you're in complete "idgaf" mode! You go with the flow and never ruin your high with bad vibes or anxiety. In a room full of potheads, you're the coolest of them all.

If you had mostly C's...

The "Paranoid Pothead"

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Every time you smoke, you turn into a huge scaredy cat. If you're in a public place, you'll probably start freaking out about the authorities busting you. And if there are police sirens in the background of the song you're listening to, forget about it! You know you're prone to dwelling on irrational fears whenever you smoke, but for some reason, you just won't quit. You're a true pothead at heart.

If you had mostly D's...

The "Spiritual/Woke Pothead"

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As a person, you love to be creative and contemplate the world around you. When high, you take it to the next level. You probably stay up late thinking about conspiracy theories or reading books/articles. You don't get high to be lazy or to eliminate stress, you use it for inspiration or for spiritual reasons.

If you had mostly E's...

The "Goofy Pothead"

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You are hands down the funniest pothead in the room. When you're high, you love to let loose and enjoy life. You'll always be the first one to crack a joke or make light of an awkward situation.

As nation-wide legalization looms near, we should definitely expect more potheads in the future. Who knows? Maybe there'll even be a whole new type of pothead born.

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