Which Cement Mixer Are You Based On Your Zodiac Sign?

Which Cement Mixer Are You Based On Your Zodiac Sign?

"And as the stars revolved, so too did the polypropylene drums."
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Everything is written in the stars. All that is, was and will ever be is a narrative told by the wandering cosmos, suns and planets. The universe aligns in perfect syzygy and breaks apart into fragmented orbits. The music of the spheres exists in eternal counterpoint to the temporary melody of human life. Also, the stars know exactly what kind of cement mixer you are.

Aries: T10095 Grizzly Low Profile Cement Mixer



You are small, sensitive and love mixing cement.

Taurus: M-61 Mobile Dumping Cement Mixer

You're always on the go and love exploring. You have many interests, including mixing cement.

Gemini: Klutch 1.77 Electric Cement Mixer



You are a traditionalist who would rather do things by the book. In this case, the book is an instructional manual on how to mix cement.

Cancer: Buffalo Tools Pro-Series Electric Cement and Concrete Mixer



You are an optimist who inspires harmony, particularly when concerned with the respective ratios of water and calcified lime.

Leo: H8172 Grizzly Heavy-Duty Cement Mixer



Pessimistic and skeptical, your favorite hobbies include sitting alone in a forgotten garage and mixing cement.

Virgo: Central Machinery Portable Cement Mixer



You are a classy individual with unique talents, such as combining clay with water into a viscous mixture.

Libra: Multiquip MC3PEA Poly Drum Mix N Go Concrete Mixer



You don't need much to live a full life. You are satisfied with the small, simple pleasures in life, such as mixing cement.

Scorpio: Bartell Gas Powered Concrete Mixer

You are a dependable individual, willing to help whether your friend needs a shoulder to cry on, a secret to keep, or cement to be mixed.

Sagittarius: Kushlan Products Wheelbarrow Mixer



You are a hard worker with a lot of integrity. Your determination best suits you to endeavors such as mixing cement.

Capricorn: Kobalt 0.5 HP Compact Cement Mixer


You don't really know who you are or what you want to do. You fear that you do not truly have an identity outside of what others project onto you. To distract yourself from this, you throw yourself into hobbies that keep you busy, like blending substances into a binding agent.

Aquarius: Gilson Portable Concrete Mixer

Your achievement-oriented impulses lead you to crave success. You realize that your future happiness is in your own hands. Though your life is intrinsically tied to the lives of those around you, and theirs to yours, you have found that the greatest value is found in what you create for yourself. That which fills you with joy and purpose like nothing else are tasks such as, for instance, mixing cement.

Pisces: M-58 Compact Cement Mixer



Your philosophy is one which revolves around the big picture. If it is best in the grand scheme of the world, then it is best for you. You are content to constantly spin in cycles at a consistent rate forever if you have to. It is for the greatest good. You cannot disappoint. Your life is cement and mixing is your eternal duty.

Cover Image Credit: Audrey Dubois

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To The Girl Struggling With Her Body Image

It's not about the size of your jeans, but the size of your heart, soul, and spirit.

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To the girl struggling with her body image,

You are more than the number on the scale. You are more than the number on your jeans and dresses. You are way more than the number of pounds you've gained or lost in whatever amount of time.

Weight is defined as the quantity of matter contained by a body or object. Weight does not define your self-worth, ambition or potential.

So many girls strive for validation through the various numbers associated with body image and it's really so sad seeing such beautiful, incredible women become discouraged over a few numbers that don't measure anything of true significance.

Yes, it is important to live a healthy lifestyle. Yes, it is important to take care of yourself. However, taking care of yourself includes your mental health as well. Neglecting either your mental or physical health will inflict problems on the other. It's very easy to get caught up in the idea that you're too heavy or too thin, which results in you possibly mistreating your body in some way.

Your body is your special, beautiful temple. It harbors all of your thoughts, feelings, characteristics, and ideas. Without it, you wouldn't be you. If you so wish to change it in a healthy way, then, by all means, go ahead. With that being said, don't make changes to impress or please someone else. You are the only person who is in charge of your body. No one else has the right to tell you whether or not your body is good enough. If you don't satisfy their standards, then you don't need that sort of negative influence in your life. That sort of manipulation and control is extremely unhealthy in its own regard.

Do not hold back on things you love or want to do because of how you interpret your body. You are enough. You are more than enough. You are more than your exterior. You are your inner being, your spirit. A smile and confidence are the most beautiful things you can wear.

It's not about the size of your jeans. It's about the size of your mind and heart. Embrace your body, observe and adore every curve, bone and stretch mark. Wear what makes you feel happy and comfortable in your own skin. Do your hair and makeup (or don't do either) to your heart's desire. Wear the crop top you've been eyeing up in that store window. Want a bikini body? Put a bikini on your body, simple.

So, as hard as it may seem sometimes, understand that the number on the scale doesn't measure the amount or significance of your contributions to this world. Just because that dress doesn't fit you like you had hoped doesn't mean that you're any less of a person.

Love your body, and your body will love you right back.

Cover Image Credit: Lauren Margliotti

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