What's up, everybody? If you're like me, school's really starting to bog down with teachers handing out assignments like they're getting paid to do it. So why don't you kick back, relax and take a hit of nostalgia with some classic "Where's Waldo?" (For all you Waldo haters, click here.)
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Jesus, look at this one! You didn't think your old pal Nathan would start you off with an easy one, did you? Sometimes you can't just dip a toe into the pool, team. You gotta cannonball off of the diving board. Lots of red guys in this one. That's no good. I'm sure you can find him. He can't hide forever.
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I'm sorry if that last one took you forever. Here's an easy one, so I don't get any angry letters sent my way. I mean, I don't really think I will, but you never know, man. Alright, we got a lot of stuff going on in the water. I would look there first. Or don't. Doesn't matter to me. I know where he is. And I'm not telling.
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You heard me, I know where he is in all of these! You have no idea what this kind of power feels like! Look at you, the poor, confused reader, just trying to locate Waldo while I sleep easy knowing his exact whereabouts, just basking in the knowledge that I have and you don't.
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I actually feel kind of sorry for you. Me, writing this line of text, fully knowing how and where to find Waldo, and you, desperately seeking to win my approval by searching for the man in red and white stripes. I can't say I blame you, really. Many have spent their whole lives searching for him. Some say those people start seeing Waldo everywhere. They can't stop.
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But I'm sure that won't happen to you. Oh look! This one has "Odlaw," Waldo's evil... cousin? Brother? I'm not quite sure of their relationship. Maybe it says in that little postcard up there, and definitely not in the bottom right corner.
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"I found him! I found him!" you cry as you leap from your bed. Poor you. Did you really think I would just tell you where Waldo is? If you haven't figured it out by now, that's Wendy in the bottom right corner, and not Waldo. You know better.
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Alright, that was a little mean. I'm sorry. Actually, I'm just trying to cover up my terrible secret. A secret that no one can know about. Except for you, reader. I don't really know where Waldo is. I just put up a big front and act all tough, but I'm as clueless as you are. It's quite humbling, I suppose.
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Psych! Did you really believe that lie? Of course I know where Waldo is, I always know! And if you've made it this far, so do you! Welcome to the club! You'll find your membership pin in the mail.
